Me and the baristas at the coffee shop I frequent on my way to work have what I like to think of as the perfect relationship: they look young and pretty and make me lovely, lovely caffeine drinks - I stand there half awake and gaze in a slightly unfocused way at the pretty while it’s making me my red-eye, heart-attack-in-a-cup and then drink the ( Read more... )

 So many pretty boys in Glasgow this lunchtime! What, do you guys only come out when the sun's shining or something?

And it was definitely close-but-no-banana day for Psychic Manifestations of Slash™. In the same half hour I saw:

• Connor - but with one of those huge-sideburns-that-aren't-quite-beard deals. And he was tiny. Pocket sized. Sooo cute!
• An ( Read more... )

Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!

God, thank you again to everyone for birthday wishes and commiserations on computer troubles but, really - never mind that, I've now read the porn comment thread extract that fred sent me and Oh. My. God.

Oliver Leek porn! Leek!porn was written!!! Aaaaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

You are sick. Sick and ( Read more... )

The bit where Jack and John (who, fuck it, I shall continue to call Spike) where fighting and Jack sticks out his tongue and throws his arms out ( Read more... )

Stole this off
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I think I fell a little in love with the barista who made my machiatto this morning.
She was like a lovely, curvey little female version of Joseph Gordon-Levitt of Brick fame (+10 Things I Hate About You and thus a 'we meet again!' cameo with David Krumholtz on Numb3rs).

She was quite the slowest maker of coffee I've ever seen though. 
Still, gave me ( Read more... )

Just watched the Family Guy episode where Chris gets pulled into an A-Ha video at the grocery store and its inspired me to re-listen to their music.

Ah, Morten Harket. I fancied you the first moment I saw the 'Take On Me' video.

...and I've just realised I was only 7 and that that's fairly disturbing.

Couldn't resist this meme from melissima, who left a lovely comment over at Numb3rs Don't Lie.
http://melissima.livejournal.com/28302.html#cutid1

Personally, mine are:


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